I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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