Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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