on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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