Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We left the knife in your bed.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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