Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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