I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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