we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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