i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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