I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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