You just made me feel so damn special
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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