I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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