it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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