im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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