so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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