I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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