if i died would you start the facebook group?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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