Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
