just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
