hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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