Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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