Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Randomize
