I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Do vagina's smell?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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