I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
are you so shy because you have an std?
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He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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