Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
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I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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