i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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