I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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