U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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