i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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