Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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