My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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