On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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