You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I looked at my own cervix.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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