This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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