the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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