these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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