Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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