On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You have to summon your inner elephant
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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