ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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