I have demons in me.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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