Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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