: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
