Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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My vagina just recognized that song.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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