If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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