Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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