so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Success! We fucked roommates!
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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