My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
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...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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