I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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