Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i think i have two assholes
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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