Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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