a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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