I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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