Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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